- The one from the commercial. - Affirmative. That's him.
- Can we get an autograph? - Ohh! Oh, sure. No problem.
If you could make that out to Stephanie, my daughter.
Yes. Let's see. From your scary friend, best wishes.
So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through!"
- What'd she say? - You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
- See you guys later. Take it easy. - Thanks a lot. - Bottoms up.
Boo!
Hey.
Oh! Well, hello there. What's your name?
Mike Wazowski!
Sulley! Oh! Sulley.
Okay, Sulley, come on, come on.
- Hey, you guys seen Sulley anywhere? - Nope. Sorry.
- Oh, Sulley! - Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble.
- 23-19! We have a 23-19! - Halt!
- Oh, dear. - Get him!
Sulley! Sulley!
Sulley! Oh! Great news, pal!
I got us a way out of this mess, but we gotta hurry. Where is it?
Sull, that's a cube of garbage. Uh-oh.
I-I can still hear her little voice.
- Mike Wazowski! - Hey, I can hear her too.
- Mike Wazowski! - Mike Wazowski! - How many kids you got in there?
- Mike Wazowski! - Mike Wazowski!
- Kitty! - Boo!
Boo, are you all right? I was so worried! I was...
Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady.
Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe.
Oh, my, what an affectionate father.
Uh, actually, she's my, uh, my cousin's sister's...
- Okay, Sulley, that's enough. Let's go. - Mike Wazowski!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Step aside, kid. We're in a...
- Will you stop making Boo laugh! - I didn't! Come on!
- I still don't understand. You got Boo's door? - I'll explain later. Run.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. Come on. Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there.
- There it is, just like Randall said. - Randall? Wait a minute. Whoa. Hey.
1-2-3-4, get the kid back through the door.
- Hey. Hey. - We're gonna get our lives back. The nightmare is over!
- Hey, it's okay, Boo. - Hey, what's the matter? Come on, it's time to move!
Mike, what are you thinking? We can't trust Randall. He's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go. This is a limited-time offer. - No, no. I don't like this.
Look, Sulley, you wanted her door, and there it is. Now let's move.
- No, Mike. - You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up? Fine.
- He wants the door, I get the door. He don't want the door. - Mike, wait.
He's a paranoid, delusional fur ball.
Mike!
Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?
Sulley? Sulley?
Huh? Mike.
Mike.
Where are you? Are you in there?
Where are you, buddy?
Mike, where are you?
Boo, way to go!
It's okay.
Oh, Randall, did you take care of that situation?
Yeah, of course I did. Let's get going. We gotta make up for lost time.
- You got the extra scream cans? - Uh, right.
- So to confirm, then, you did find the... - Yes, I got the kid!
Oh, huzzah! That's great news!
- Not that I was concerned, of course. I knew that... - Just get over here and help me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. While we're young here, Fungus.
Kid needs to take off a few pounds.
Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Okay, first of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top.
You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Well, I did, right up until you chuckled like that.
And, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here.
I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry, and when I do...
even the great James P. Sullivan is gonna be working for me.
Well, somebody's certainly been a busy bee.
First I need to know where the kid is, and you're gonna tell me.
- Yeah, I don't know anything. - Uh-huh. Sure.
I-I don't. I mean, I don't.
Uh-oh. What's that? Wait.
Come on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! Oh, come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
This thing is moving.
I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me.
No, come on. Hey! Randall!
Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
Hello.
Come on. Where you going? We-We'll talk. Come on, we'll have a latte.
- Come on! We can talk about this. - Whoa!
What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no!
Oh! No, come on, guys!
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Oh, for... What did you do wrong this time?
- I-I don't know. I calibrated the drive... - Go check the machine!
Th-There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve.
- Yeah, th-that's the problem with these 32-50 units, boss. - Huh?
See, the old intake valve is always the first thing to go.
I-I told them this.
Psst. Fungus. Fungus.
You like cars, huh? 'Cause I got a really nice car.
You let me go, I'll give you a ride in the car.
- Please, Fungus? - I'm sorry, Wazowski.
But Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
What happened? Where's Wazowski?
Where is he?
- Come on. - This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.
- Careful with that. Could be contaminated. - We gotta get out of here now!
We can start a whole new life somewhere far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc. Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose.
- No, Mike. Wait. - Hey, what are you doin'?
- Follow me. I have an idea. - No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated. - No, no, no, no, no.
What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.
I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach with a little hissing.
Oh, how many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence, about how you enter the room.
- Mr. Waternoose! - James. Perfect timing.
- No, no, no, sir, you don't understand. - Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done. - What? No, no. I ca... I ca... Sir. Sir!
- You have to listen to me. - Pay attention, everyone.
- You're about to see the best in the business. - Sir, I c...
- Reset the simulator. - But, but, sir...
- Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Mom.
- Sleep tight, kiddo. - Kitty! - No, Boo. No, no!
- Now, give us a big, loud roar. - Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this.
- Come on, come on. What are you waiting for? Roar! - B-B-But, sir...
- Roar! - Ohh.
- Well done. Well done, James. - Boo?
- All right, gentlemen. - Right this way, everyone. - I hope you've learned a valuable lesson in scaring today.
Boo?
Boo, it's me.
- The child! - Sir, she isn't toxic. - What? - I know it sounds crazy, but trust me.
- Sulley... - Boo? No, no, no, no, it's okay.
I was just... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, don't be scared. That wasn't real. It's just a...
I was just...
- Boo. - And he was gonna test it out on that sweet little girl.
- Boo? - Now that we have her, he is trying to kill us.
- This whole thing is Randall's fault. - Randall?
Yes, and we can take you to his secret lab which is right here in this factory.
How could this happen? How could this happen?
- Does anyone else know about this? - No, sir.
Good. This company can't afford any more bad publicity.
Now, before we do anything else...
let's take care of the child.
Oh, I never thought things would come to this. Not in my factory.
I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this, especially you, James.
But now we can set everything straight again for the good of the company.
- Uh, sir, that's not her door. - I know, I know.
It's yours.
No!
Boo!
No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
It's too late! We're banished, genius. We're in the human world!
Oh, what a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose.
Too bad he was in on the whole thing!
All you had to do was listen to me, just once!
But you didn't, did you?
You're still not listening!
Take that!
Welcome to the Himalayas!
Abominable! Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you?
Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud?
I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?
No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon.
Uh, how 'bout you, big fella? Snow cone?
Did you see the way she looked at me?
Ah, poor guy. I understand. It ain't easy being banished.
Uh, take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.
Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself King Itchy.
It won't be so hard for you guys though, you know. I mean, how lucky can you get?
- Banished with your best friend. - He is not my friend.
Oh. I-I just assumed you were buddies, you know, when I saw you out there in the snow hugging and all, I...
Look at that big jerk. Ruined my life, and for what? A stupid kid!
Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland!
Wasteland? I think you mean wonderland.
I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh?
Oh, and wait till you see the local village. Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk.
- Wait. What did you say? - Uh, yak's milk.
Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic...
but, you know, once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
No, no, something about a village. Where? Are there kids in it?
Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks.
- Where is it? - Ah, hey, hey! It's at the bottom of the mountain.
- Around a three-day hike. - Oh! Three days?
We need to get there now!
You want to go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here.
Always... No.
Never go out in a blizzard.
We need to get to Boo.
Boo? What about us?
Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said.
And now look where we are!
Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley.
- We would have had it made. - None of that matters now.
None of it matters? W-W-Wait a second.
None of it matters?
Okay, that's, uh... No. Good. Great.
So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snow cones.
Uh, let me just go outside and make some more.
Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for?
Does that matter, huh?
What about Celia?
I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter?
And what about me?
I'm your pal. I'm-I'm-I'm your best friend.
Don't I matter?
I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here.
I didn't mean for this to happen. But Boo's in trouble.
I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
We? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We?
No, there's no "we" this time, pal.
I-If-If-If you want to go out there and freeze to death...
you be my guest...
because you're on your own.
Hey, I got more snow cones!
Oh, come on now, George. I know you can do this.
I picked out an easy door for you in Nepal.
Nice, quiet Nepal.
You know, you're right. Here, take this.
- Go get 'em, Georgie! - Gangway! Look out! Comin' through!
- Sorry, George. - What the... - Hey, you can't just...
Twenty-three-nine...
- Out of the way! - Hey!
Help!
Finally. I never should have trusted you with this.
Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer.
Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers.
Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved.
Sullivan was twice the scarer you will ever be.
Kitty!
- Kitty! - Sullivan?
- Kitty! - Sorry, Boo.
Stop him!
Let's get you home.
Finish him off!
You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!
- Mike? - Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.
- Mike, you don't understand. - Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all.
I needed some time to think. But you shouldn't have left me out there.
- I'm being attacked. - No, I'm not attacking you. I-I-I'm trying to be honest.
Just hear me out. Look, you and I are a team.
Nothing is more important than our friendship.
I-I-I know, kid. He-He's too sensitive.
Come on, pal, if you start crying I'm gonna cry and I'll never get through this.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now.
Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention.
Hey, look at that. It's Randall. It's...
- Oh. - Come on!
- Get up! There can't be any witnesses. - There won't be.
- I'm glad you came back, Mike. - Somebody's gotta take care you, you big hair ball.
- Schmoopsie-poo, I really can't talk. - Come on!
Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through!
- Do you hear me? Through! - Okay, here's the truth.
You know the kid that they're looking for? Sulley let her in.
We tried to send her back, but Waternoose had this secret plot...
and now Randall's right behind us, and he's trying to kill us.
You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?
Mike Wazowski!
- I love you, Schmoopsie-poo! - Will you move it? Hey! Look out.
Idiot!
- Look out. Coming through here. Coming through. - Excuse me. Sorry. - Make way. Move it!
Hurry up. Hurry up.
- There they are! - Attention, employees.
Randall Boggs has just broken the all-time scare record.
Huh? No, I didn't. Get out of my way! Let me go!
Go get 'em, Googley Bear.
- There it is! - Get off my tail. Let me go!
- Sulley, what are you doing? - Grab on, Mike. - Are you out of your mind?
- Sulley, what are we doing? - We have to get Boo's door and find a station.
What a plan. Simple, yet insane!
- Whoa. - Oh, boy. - Hold on!
- Wow! - Don't look down!
I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick.
Oh, no!
No!
- Boo's door! - There it is!
How are we supposed to get to it now?
Oh, it's a dead end, Sulley. There he is.
- Make her laugh! - What? Sulley! - Just do it!
Ow!
- Get it open! - Here he comes.
Give me that kid!
- Why couldn't we get banished here? - Come on. We gotta find another door.
Look! Boo's door!
- There he is. Hurry up! Hurry up! - Give me your hand.
- Come on. It slides, it slides. - Ooh, right, right, right.
Jump! I'm right behind you.
Come on!
- Hurry up! Keep moving! - Get inside!
That was weird.
Mike? Ooh, sorry, buddy.
I hope that hurt, lizard boy.
Great job, buddy. We lost him.
Boo!
Nice workin' with ya!
- Get it open! - I'm trying! - Open the door! - Come on! Get in here!
Boo!
There they are!
Sulley, what are you doing? Sulley!
- Looks like we caught the express, pal! - Do you see 'em?
Straight ahead!
- Kitty! - Boo!
Look at everybody's favorite scarer now!
You stupid, pathetic waste!
You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up!
And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid.
No!
She's not scared of you any more.
Looks like you're out of a job.
All right. Come on. Over the plate. Let's see the old stuff here, pal. Come on, now. Chuck 'im. Chuck 'im, baby.
- Hey, please, don't! Don't! - Hum, baby, hum, baby. Here's the pitch.
And he is out of here!
Mama, another gator got in the house.
Another gator? Give me that shovel! Come here!
Get it, Ma! Get that gator!
- Care to do the honors, Mikey? - With pleasure.
That's right, Boo. You did it! You beat him.
Come on.
Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. Take care of yourself and be a good girl, okay?
- Oh, no! - The power's out. Make her laugh again.
All right. I got a move here. It'll bring down the house.
- Oh, sorry. She didn't see that. - What? What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up? You big dope!
Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her.
- You know we still need her to laugh. - Right.
Hey, Boo! Just kidding. Look!
Funny, right, huh? See, with the... These are the jokes, kid.
- What's happening? - Hold on!
When the door lands in the station, cut the power.
You'll have the child and the criminals responsible for this whole mess.
Great. A welcoming committee. What are we gonna do?
This is the CD A. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.
Okay. Okay. You got us. Here we are. Here's the kid.
I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say.
- Catch! - 23-19! - 23-19!
- We have a toxic projectile. Isolate the contaminate. - Halt!
- After the suspect! - Clear the area! - Stop him!
- Come on. - Don't let them get away.
What? Wait, wait! Come back! He has the child!
Sullivan? Sullivan! Give me the child!
Give her to me!
Open this door! Open this door!
Sullivan! Don't do it.
- Come on. - Don't go in that room!
I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now.
You be a good girl, okay?
This has gone far enough, James.
- She's home now. Just leave her alone. - I can't do that!
She's seen too much. You both have.
- It doesn't have to be this way. - I have no choice!
- Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough any more. - But kidnapping children?
I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
And I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!
- No! - Good night, Mom. - Good night, sweetheart.
- What? What? Wh-Wh-What is this? - Good night, Mom. Good night, Mom.
Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.
Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys...
but I spotted several big mistakes.
- But... But... But h-how did... h-how did... - You know what?
Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?
I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
- What? What? - I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
- I'll get him. All right, come with us. - Wh-What are you doing?
Take your hands off me. You can't arrest me. I hope you're happy, Sullivan.
You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream now?
The energy crisis will only get worse because of you!
Stay where you are. Number One wants to talk to you.
Attention!
- Hello, boys. - Roz?
Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted...
when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan.
Of course, without your help, I never would have known...
that this went all the way up to Waternoose.
Now, about the girl.
I just want to send her home.
Very good. Bring me a door shredder.
What? You mean... You mean I can't see her again?
That's the way it has to be.
I'll give you five minutes.
- Well, so long, kid. - Mike Wazowski!
Yeah. Aw, Boo. It's been fun.
Go ahead. Go grow up.
Uh, B-Boo... Um, Boo?
Oh, look at that. Yeah, you know...
Oh, that's cute, yeah.
Uh, Boo, um...
- Well, that's very nice. - Kitty.
Come here, you.
Oh, he's a happy bear
Nothing's coming out of your closet to scare you any more, right?
Yeah.
Goodbye, Boo.
Kitty.
Kitty has to go.
Boo!
Kitty?
None of this ever happened, gentlemen.
And I don't want to see any paperwork on this.
Take him away.
I bet we get the rest of the day off.
You idiot! They're gonna shut down the factory!
I'm tellin' you, pal, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face.
I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right?
Come on, pal. Cheer up. We did it. We got Boo home.
Oh, sure, we put the factory in the toilet and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now.
Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power.
But hey, at least we had some laughs, right?
Laughs.
Hey, is this thing on? Hello! Hello! Testing! Testing!
Hey, good evening. How are you? How are you? Nice to see you.
I tell ya, it's great to be here in your room. Where you from?
Never mind. You're in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten.
Best three years of my life. Of my life.
But I love sports. Dodge ball was the best. Oh, yeah.
I was the fastest one out there. Of course, I was the ball. But I...
I was the ball, see?
All right.
Huh?
Hey, thanks a lot. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses.
Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
Not bad, huh? You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing...
could produce this much energy in one shot.
Uh-huh. And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it.
Oh, Googley Bear. Come here, you.
- Schmoopsie-poo! - Googley.
Girls. Girls. Quit. Stop, stop, stop.
Michael, you're such a charmer.
- Hey, did you bring the magazine? - They just delivered a whole box.
Let me see it! Sulley and I made the cover, right?
- I don't believe it. - Googley Bear.
I'm on the cover of a magazine! Oww!
Oh, this is great!
- Hey, Sulley! - Hey, uh, Mike. I was, uh, just...
- Listen, if you got a minute, there's something I wanna show you. Okay? - B-B-But...
- Close your eyes. Follow me. - I-I-I... - Come on. No peeking.
- Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Come on. Keep coming, keep coming. - Mike!
And follow the sultry sound of my voice.
Okay, stop. Open 'em.
- Ta-da! - Mike!
- Is that... - Sorry it took so long, pal.
It was a lot of wood to go through.
You know, it only works if you have every piece.
Boo?
Kitty!
Speed. Marker. And action.
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
- And if I were handsome - No way! - It could happen.
'Cause dreams do come true.
Roll slate.
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
Okay, cut.
Okay, you're finished now, right?
- Hello. - Hello.
Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.
- Oh, sorry. - See you later, fellas.
- Go get 'em, Mr. Solomon. - You idiot! It's Sullivan, not Solomon.
- What? - You're messing up the scene.
- Sorry. - We're never gonna work in Hollywood again.
- Let me do it over. - Shut up!
- Keep rolling! - You're making it worse!
Duck and cover, people!
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a close one.
Ta-da!
Aw, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead. Go throw up.
- What? Wh-Wh... What did I say? What? What? - Cut.
Hey, Ted, good morning!
- Cut. - Hey, how was that? Was I scary?
- Do I get the part? - Thank you. - Can I do it again?
- I can be taller. - Next.
And action.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. Come on!
Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please?
Wait a minute. Randall? That cheater.
- He's trying to boost his numbers. - There's something else.
- What? - Look-lay in the bag-bay.
- I think you mean ook-lay in the ag-bay. - What? Didn't I, uh...
Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and ead-ray your ipt-scray.
You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you.
Oh, boy. How do I explain this? Uh, it's empty. See?
Guess who!
Hey, what's the...
Okay, very funny. Hey, I look good in a suit.
Marker.
Let her rip! Go!
Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!
You're making it worse!
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me
Nothin' to me
Oh, hey! We're rehearsing a, a scene...
for the upcoming company play called, uh...
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me.
It's a musical. Yeah. Put that thing back where it came from
Or so help me
Get that thing away from me you guys
Put that thing back where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye
It's, uh, i-it's a work in progress. I-It's gonna get better.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's company play...
starring, written and directed by Mike...
- And produced. - And produced by Mike Wazowski.
Oh.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me So help me get by
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me I just gotta cry
Your seat is right over there, sir.
- Boo! - There's a child, there's a child There's a human child
- Oh, no! - Running around the restaurant This is really wrong
What in heaven's name will become of us
We who are living in Monstropolis
All right, Wazowski, tell us where the kid is.
Boo!
I will never talk. Never!
She's out of our hair
And just when I dare to care
She says, au contraire
You're my pair of friends I love you
Keep it together, man.
And so we put that kid back
Where she came from
And she helped us to find
A better tomorrow
Today
Thank you! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen. My mom!
Thank you, Monstropolis!
- I don't have to say it - Aw, say it anyway.
'Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
You
One more time!
It worked!
- Don't have to say it - I'm gonna anyway!
- 'Cause we both know it's true - Let's take it home, big guy!
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
- You - You! You!
- A-E-I-O - That means you. Yeah!